"I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets."
- Dave Edison.
"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet."
- Rodney Dangerfield.
"You have to stay in shape my mother always told me. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is."
- Ellen DeGeners.
"Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac."
- George Carlin.
"We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in to our place and rearranged the furniture."
- Robin Williams.
"I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with.
- Denis Leary
"If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?"
- John Cleese
"If a woman insists on being called Ms, ask her if it stands for miserable."
- Russell Bell
"I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names."
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
"I have opinions of my own - strong opinions - but I don't always agree with them."
- George Bush
Sonlight Ventures
gmr © 2009
Thursday, June 11, 2009
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)
